A variation of the classic zaphander giantdad that utilizes and exploits imbalances in the game's design. 16 STR for basscannon and elemental claymore, ObGS for buffing and abyssal magic to be the biggest twat on the block.
Grass crest shield is optional but after you've exhausted your spells you should switch to it for stamina regen.
Just note that if you're using this unironically you are an objectively horrible person.