Notes from author
Excuse me, are you hungry?
Surely you must be; why else would you walk around with a knife and fork? Walking around with gut out isn't exactly normal, either. You even LOOK hungry... Right now, in fact. Would please put your tongue away? It's making me very, very uncomfort--
Why is your hand glowing orange? Is that... fire?!
OhgodnopleaseOHMYGODNOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH--
(You can also use the Channeler's Trident and Butcher's Knife. Any pyromancy is fine. If the Symbol of Avarice is too bothersome, try the Sack, or the Fanged Boar Helm. If the stats are too high, take down Str or Dex and make your knife or fork fire+10/chaos+5)