Notes from author
Hello everyone. Today's session is about what the title says.
Stats:
45 vitality. Because any build involving strength needs lots'a health. Cause y'know, tank.
14 attunement
43 endurance. "Ewww uneven randomish number..." Fear not! It's justified as it lets you use the handy dandy hand axie.
50 strength. Yeah, I'm not gonna cover that.
10 dexterity, as some strength weapons ask for 10.
30 faith for Sunlight Blade. A buff on already heavy hitting weapons is scary and hey, it looks pretty. And we like pretty stuff, right? Right. GMB for magic users, replenishment for dumba- err non magic users. No, no WotG. Just no. Not worth it anyways. 30 faith without any miracle boost results in pitiful damage SO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT YOU PLACENTA MUFFIN
Armor setup:
Onion Helm. I think it looks great honestly. And goofy. It offers good protection and nice poise.
Wanderer Coat. Light, good looking, good defenses.
Travelling Gloves. Cuz you gotta protect those fragile, cute lil paws of yours :3 JUST SO YOU CAN SMASH YOUR OPPONENT'S HEAD EVEN BETTER HA.
Havel's Leggings for poise.
All this puts us to 36 poise, which is exactly enough to sustain a one handed greatsword hit.
Rings:
Ring of FaP (ahue). No explanations needed.
Cloranthy Ring. You'll be using either replenishment, or GMB. That means no weed you potheads, so you'd have a pretty slow stamina regen without it.
Weapons:
Any strength weapon you want. It's weight doesn't matter. 10 or 24 units, it passes.
Hand Axe as a backup weapon. Fast, light, does awesome damage, fast recovery time.
Grass Crest Shield to help our stamina
Items:
Red Eye Orb cause y'all be Dickwraiths
Weed, because I know some of you faggots will disregard the spells.
Huge Manatees. Because we need to heal when opposed to an assbutt of a person or a gank.
Dung Pies. Yeah, just throw poop at them.
Lloyd's Talisman to stop them from chugging piss.
And that's it! Hope you guys enjoyed and thank you for your time.
