So this dude was getting out of the dragon school with his lunch and wanted to say hi to uncle havel in darkroot basin. And after that eat his lunch made of a divine blessing that is the most liked out of all hollows but its extremely hard to find.... They hardly even make it anymore.
His salad an egg and some boiled Elizabeth's Mushrooms... The mushrooms are as rare as divine blessings nowadays....They say that their origins are all the way back at the abyss consumed town oolacile!
The eggs protect the students of a very dangerous disease called the egg-head disease where your head becomes.... an egg...
The salad gives the students extra energy for them to do their homework... yeah right.
And so he went to say hi to uncle havel and havel gave him a ring and said ''If you ever needeth to carry a great burden like I, thou must weareth that ring!''
So after that our random ass student goes down to where the hydra is but dont worry the hydra is tamed and is very friendly.... unless you dont give him his treats of 1 crystal golem a day.
He saw that the hydra was afraid of something over inside the valley so he went over there to look for what it is....
A loud scream is heard and the student vanished!
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