Notes from author
There are certainly better builds, but I always enjoy PvP when I fight with this. The large club is always a fun weapon, and although slow, you have Kellog's sword to get quick attacks if they get close enough.
Curved swords can parry, allowing you to burrito, and it's quick enough in the offhand to cancel a backstab. Standard pyro for crowd control/turtle busting, as well as the dagger for its wonderful r2 and quick pokes.
This build isn't supposed to be optimized, but for fun. I suppose you could switch the dagger for bandit knife if you need bleed or didn't want to bs with the club. Enjoy! :)