Notes from author
Style points for the armor set, and scare newbies with your magic rolls! The goal of this build isn't to utterly twink and crush the host, but to troll and introduce them to the world of Dark Souls.
Hardswap your swag lantern for a talisman to show them WoG 1.0, and perhaps if you're feeling malicious, knock them off cliffs.
21 poise stops those cheaty guide reading Drake sword users and their panic r1 spams, allowing you to flip away. Enjoy! Welcome to Dark Souls~