Notes from author
Low-level build = Invade anyone, anywhere, without fail. Undead Burg? Check. Giantdad Land? You betcha. Lagtown? Yes, even Lagtown. Kill everybody, newbs, skrubs, new players, seasoned veterans. Wear the mask, don't let anyone know who you are. High poise = nobody can knock you down ever. Stunlock kill with Papa Nito's sword, or go crazy with your +5 Chaos Dagger. Hear that? It's begging to kill. Poison their asses, disable their only source of healing. Spam Well What Is It? while they're slowly dying from the inside. Can replace dagger for a +5 Chaos Short Bow with fire arrows, show them they're not even safe from a distance. HEADSHOT, MULTIKILL, HUMILIATION. Can replace wolf ring for darkwood ring, keep flipping like a faggot, nobody will touch you. For maximum assholery, equip your most powerful armor and constantly invade Undead Burg / Parish. Taunt to assert dominance, and keep spamming Look Skyward or Well What Is It? for off-the-charts douchebaggery. Eagerly await for incoming hatemail. Now laugh maniacally, lord of the trolls.