Notes from author
According to the gonkers I've messaged over my last 5-6 hours of extensive research, all it takes to be a hilarious MLG troll is no pants, a few stacks of Pursuers and internet that runs like it's being transferred through a cable made of braided ass hairs. While submerged in molasses.
It's acceptable, though, because we "stupd douch invadars r askin 4 it"