Notes from author
Start as pyromancer, blitz early game, use a lightning weapon +4 to clear shit, get all that Dex, make your Shitlord Falchion, get WoG from Rhea, kill Gwyndolin, go into NG+, get WoG from Rhea, join Blade of the Dickmoons, invade the shit out of the forest or Anor Londo or wherever.
How to play:
1. Apply Lightning or Darkmoon Blade
2. R1 R1 R1 R1
3. Back up for stamina
4. Repeat 2-3 until they are dead.
5. If 4 doesn't work, go back to step 1.
IMPORTANT ADVANTAGE: If you try to use an item you aren't able to (Soapstones, for example), you can functionally equip an EXTRA gesture. This provides a 14% gain in gestures over typical builds.
