Notes from author
REQUIRED: Beautiful golden hair, red eyes.
Are you a bad enough dude to conquer PvP? Of course you are, you're the magnificent and fabulous Dio Brando!
Use undead rapport to command legions of zombies to attack the fools that dare invade your world. Parry as often as possible, but only start riposting after you've used your Dark Hand R2 to drain their blood. A vampire requires sustenance; how many breads have you eaten in your life?
The sun is your enemy, so make sure to extinguish the light of Anor Londo.
Having an unusable item like a Red Eye Orb in your hotbar during an invasion will allow you to WRYYYYY at any time. I recommend doing this after at least one parry (instead of riposting,) and after your victim dies.
Some call it lag, you call it ZA WARUDO. Backstabs are your friend in this cold, cruel world.
Flash Sweat? You must be mistaken, this is the awesome freezing power of a vampire's blood! Laugh in the face of fire, and suck the life out of those who would dare use it!
Go forth, DIO! Steal mens' souls and live gorgeously forever!
