Notes from author
Listen up kids. So you wanna teach some asshole who thinks he's a pro just because he beat Dark Souls once a lesson? Start by making it look like you're some lame-ass boxer. Get your cestuses, Havel's gauntlets and go naked. Throw like a fucking bucket on your head for all I care. Then, throw everything into vitality and endurance. Make sure you can wield the Zweihander and have at least 40 endurance, than do whatever you want. Put on Havel's ring and DWG ring so you can float around like a motherfucking butterfly. Then go to town. Invade, throw some punches, get backstabbed, all the usual stuff. The second that asshole gets cocky, runs out of stamina or gestures, you pull your fucking zweihander out of nowhere, two-hand it and mash R1 until you're out of stamina. Surprise.
