Notes from author
I tried to make the Father mask go with something aesthetically, and wound up with this. Ball hard with your good looks and kick ass with your 2kat. Trick idiots into trying to parry when you attack with your offhand. Nearly perfect quality means you can use every weapon without an int/fai requirement, even Smough's Hammer. I like hardswapping the Eastern Armor for Brigands, dropping both kats and whipping out a Demon's Greathammer, and after beating shit up I hardswap a pole back and get a quick clean kill.