Notes from author
Your goal is not killing newbies in burg, lower burg or parish. Your goal is being annoying. Block their way. Slap them with unupgraded shield (there is no much people with enough poise at this stage). Parry them and slap again. Push them with your shield. Turn their usual 5 minute walking through the area in 30 minute. When you molested enough dont be asshole - throw some humanity to them or any useful junk (purple moss for blighttown, purging stones, titanite)