Notes from author
Anti-coop build that utilizes the moveswap glitch to kill (or hurt and annoy, at least) the host while being a white phantom.
-use the generic "le legend XXXDDDDDD" setup. Scrubs love this unfunny abomination, so you'll get summoned a lot.
-moveswap the DMB onto the trident, dance, host will get constant damage just by staying close to you.
-if you're summoned by magicfag, use the Vow. It'll disable ALL spellcasting in the area, host included.
-don't forget to spam all dick gestures like crazy when your summoner is dying.