"What the fuck is this shit" you say,
I say SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH,
YOU GET 2000 HP
YOU GET THE
MOTHERFUCKING GREAT MACHETE
53 FUCKING POISE. WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT DEFENSE. WHEN YOU WILL BE 2 SHOTTING PEOPLE
USE LIGHTNING SPEAR AS BAIT. PARRY THEIR ROLLING ATTACK. LAUGH LIKE A MANIAC WHEN YOU BREAK THEIR SKULLS IN HALF
Now fuck off and go rape some people with this