Notes from author
What's more fun than being a tank? Pretending to be one. Pop on your iron flesh and start slow walking with your choice of gravelord greatsword, great lord greatsword, or elemental weapons if you like cock, and scare the shit out of the opposition.
And when your buff comes off? Keep fucking walking. Make them think you're too slow. The instant you see ANY OPPORTUNITY TO BACKSTAB THEM YOU BUM RUSH THAT FUCKER WITHOUT HESITATION. The sheer unexpected speed will cause panic to the uninitiated resulting in your flawless victory. Need more power? Use power within, just don't die.
