Notes from author
For when you get bored of being early-invaded and you want to destroy nerds with your awesome lightning justice.
This build is designed to Wreck invaders that are level 4 to level 26 in the Taurus Demon and Capra Demon zones, as well as maybe even the Depths.
In order for this build to work properly at luring invaders in, you must SKIP the Taurus Demon and the Capra Demon (as well as the Gaping Dragon if you wish to wreck nerds in the depths).
Also, choose the Master Key as your gift if that was even a question.
A general guide for this build:
1) SKIP the Taurus Demon by going to New Londo from Firelink. Proceed to ninja-role your way through the Valley of the Drakes and to use the elevator to get up to Darkroot. From here go to Andre's bonfire and then get some bros and wreck the Gargoyles to ring the first bell.
Firelink --> Drakes --> Darkroot --> Andre --> Gargoyles
2) SKIP the Capra Demon by going from Firelink to New Londo. From New Londo use your master key to sneak into the back entrance of Blighttown. From here, use the Blighttown bonfire if you need to, murder Quelaag's face off with your merry men, and ring the second bell.
Firelink --> Drakes --> Blighttown --> Quelaag's face
3) Wreck Sen's Fortress with your +5 to +10 Zweihander of Nerd-Wrecking. After this, similarly wreck Anor Londo.
4) Feed the Giant Blacksmith your hard earned souls and titanite shards that I forgot to tell you to collect and turn your Zweihander into a (+10 normal) and then turn it into a (+4 electric), resulting in your level 15 bandit doing "too much damage." You can get (+5 electric) when you kill the Stray Demon band become a real man back in the Asylum
5) Go back to the lands of the Taurus/Capra demon and become human. When the Nerdwraiths come to rustle your Jimmies, rustle them back, harder than ever. Go forth, and become:
Vengeance Man