Notes from author
Its this build really as stupid as the name implies? Define stupid. Here you have maximum health, and I use that term literally. The only way to get more health would be through save editing, which you may be accused of, but who cares? I doubt you'll hear the hate mail through your whopping 2633 health. Yeah, that's pretty much boss HP. If you think the extra hundred or so health from the Tiny Being's ring isn't worth it, then by all means replace it with the Wolf or Steel Protection ring. However, if you really want to be annoying, give the Dark Wood Grain a try, and be a flipping tank... Literally. So RB spam with your Chaos Falchion and watch the people attempt to trade blows with your massive health bar. Be wary of stun locks, so proceed with caution. Enjoy, because your opponents sure won't.