You're all wrong. The great and mighty Black Iron Tarkus does not flip around like a little girly manchild, nor does he midroll around like a buffoon.
NO! He fatrolls, and fatrolls like a champ. Wog? Dark Bead? It matters not, he has enough I-frames, and once you're up close and personal with the man who bests Iron Golem on an hourly basis, your flimsy magic won't help you. Praise Tarkus!!
