Notes from author
No man alive could raise his shield against this and live to tell the tale.
Hand Axe for excellent stamina damage on shields, lightning for dat sweet sweet chip. Great Scythe for dead angles and bleed buildup. WOG WOG WOG for guard break and damage. Shotel for unblockables. Poison Knives and Black Firebombs for easy, safe shield pressure.
Against turtlers, you will be unfuckwittable.