Notes from author
Made some fixes to the previous soccer mom.
When this soccer mom isn't at home feeding the family, or taking her kids to soccer practice; She's a STONE COLD SERIAL KILLER!
Have you ever thought your neighbors were planning to put bleach in your van's gas tank?
LOOK NO FURTHER!
Take all assumptions as TRUTH and BEAT THEIR FACES IN!
Grab any weapon off the wall, I REPEAT, ANY WEAPON!
Zweihander, Claymore, Greataxe, STONE GREATAXE, DEMONS GREATAXE, DRAGON KINGS GREATAXE, ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Warning: Smough's Hammer is out of the question)
(Notice: You may need 2h's for some weapons, and possibly the addition of removing/replacing the secondary weapon and/or shield)
(Recommendations: Any normal weapon scale to +15 except the Shotel (+5 Chaos), Ricards Rapier (+5 Chaos), and Demons Greataxe (+5 Crystal).
Tired of getting ganked by the community you live in?
Get ready for the GankSPANK5000 package of miracles that comes with this build.
2 SLB for buffing, 2 WoG's for gankers, GMB for dork bead gonkers, and GGsD for ranged magic.
You can also use multiple shields to your advantage! BKSh for high stability and fire DEF, Crest Shield for high Magic DEF, and Grass crest shield for stamina recovery.
GO KICK SOME ASS!
