The legend has had it's time. I meditated over this build over an ancient Indian burial ground and the spirits of the dead and damned have gifted me with the startling revelation.
The GiantDad isn't even optimal.
By slotting a few extra points from Vitality into Endurance and donning the more feminine mask, the infamous GiantDad gains additional HP for grand cost of no soul levels.
Behold, the legend's next form!