Notes from author
Gandalf: "Um, I'm a wizard."
Boromir: "Yeah, but you're not a NINJA WIZARD."
now with a gun. flip around with ur ninja garb and giant hat while indiscriminately shooting kids in teh neighbourhood
theres no better way to invade than to pump those stupid kids full of bolts 'n anal beads, along with some gud ol' fashioned homing crystal meth