Notes from author
Bob was part of a clan of hobos that recruited young individuals who showed promise. The trial by fire is that an aspiring hobo squire has to survive long enough by arming himself with whatever he finds in the wild.
Bob was an extremely gifted (and smelly) individual who made the best out of his trial. Armed with a homemade shank and a tree trunk, which were both forged in the bowels of hell, Bob goes around dispensing justice wherever it may be needed. He picked up a trashcan lid as a shield, and a lead pipe to use for sorceries.
He is now in service to the Hobo King as a faithful bodyguard, and has learned spells to conceal himself so that his enemies never see him coming.
So go out, and dispense wrath upon the heads of those who would harm the Hobo King!
