Notes from author
Tired of doing SL99 invasions with Giantdads and Havel Mages? Are you genuinely annoyed by the idea that these people STILL exist? Or have you tried to make a build for those people, and just start invading ninja flipping Uchi's?
Look no further! Your answer has arrived!
With the SL99 DICKwraith build, you have everything you need!
With your Dark armor set, you have the best of both worlds. Great physical defenses and moderately high magic and elemental defenses. Combined with your Speckled Stoneplate Ring, you average 349.2 physical defense and 310.4 magical defenses!*
Now, your everyday Darkwraith has a standard Darksword. Not our patented DICKwraith! With our special Lightning Darksword, you won't need to worry about scaling with stats! That's right, you can build other stats and still fuck shit up!
STILL not sold on this build?
Need one more point to REALLY catch your evil eye?
Well, let's get technical!
Our patented Lightning Darksword offers a very powerful moveset. With strong attacks boasting one of the highest poise damage in the industry, turtles with medium shields will be breaking poise in just a few hits, OR your souls back!
That's not all! Act now, and you can get your own Red Eye Orb! No more spending souls on those cracked ones, keep more souls from invasions!
So the next time you lose, and the Master gives you a "Well! What is it!"(R) Remember this offer!
* Stats include Humanity. Humanity sold separately.
