Notes from author
Sure, this build may be as easy as piss to swat, but it's genetically engineered to flick itself about much like the flies swarming around you putrid body odor, you nasty sack of shit.
All that this fast fuckhead does is shoot cheap bullshit magic at you, so your slow-ass ass had better prepare to fat-roll on the drop of a dime.
But what if the cock-juggling thundercunt runs out of cheap bullshit magic to shoot at you? Well, that's when this horrendous PvP atrocity pulls out its Lightning Shortbow and starts spamming your brick shit-house physique with poison arrows.
Oh, and did I mention the storehouse of Lloyd's talismans this pecker-loving prick can carry? Put that Estus Flask away, or get bent over like a butcher's hook.
But that's not all! In the event that this unholy creation of Satan runs out of arrows, too, it still has a Moonlight Butterfly Horn to pick you off from seventeen miles away with its ri-fucking-diculous reach and intelligence scaling!
And if you've managed to survive long enough for your worst nightmare's main weapon to break, then you'd be surprised to learn that it has another trick up its demonic sleeve.
That's right; the Dark Wood Grain Ring. So you and the rage-inducing bane of fun can ninja-flip into that gorgeous Anor Londo sunset together like the gay couple you've always dreamed of being a part of.
Isn't it captivating?
