Notes from author
In a world where the Indicted roam free..
One undead will serve his country, and bring them in.. by beating the ever loving shit out of them with a blunt instrument.
Become a righteous pig po-leese man (pronunciation by every gangster ever) and go find the fukn criminals. Taze them with the lightning crossbow (taser) Make sure to apply gold pine resin to the club, to make your ultimate weapon, the taser club.