Notes from author
Little do people know; Black Iron Tarkus was just another man who wished caress Priscilla's fluffy tail. In fact, he loved all things fluffy. Giving Priscilla's tail a nice big hug was just another item on his to-do list. That and joining a Furry Social Club. He was an impatient man, and among his other notable flaws was the ability to experience "Fluff Withdrawal." You see, after he goes say, a few short days without touching something fluffy. It would cause him chronic pain. In his loin... oddly enough. He as unfortunate as it is, was experiencing this symptom, while making his way across the rafters. Overcomed with impatience, and a growing pain in his crotch - he made the bold decision to jump from the rafters and attempt to enter the painting mid-fall. This plan however, fail. Twas a horrific tragedy, indeed. But it doesn't mean he'll never be cross it off the list. Show your appreciation to this Great Man, and slay Priscilla, in tribute to his efforts in assisting you with the Iron Golem, so that he... can finally... caress her heavenly tail... in the afterlife.
R.I.P. Tarkus
You were... the most valuable, and faithful companion an undead could ever ask for.
