Notes from author
I couldn't resist making the porn joke, but seriously that's what this build does... only it screws them in a bad way. (Also, for added effect, use a female character with a large upper body.)
This is a slow walk/tank build, and as such Iron Flesh is an absolute. You can swap out Chaos Fire Whip for regular Fire Whip to get more casts, but Chaos Fire Whip has the lava that makes you more of a threat in close quarters.
As for combat, the 122 poise is for all intents and purposes a full Havel set with more style to it... I guess. Slow walking also lends itself to look like a backstabber's paradise, so unlocked Lightning Greataxes to the face are nice to have.
Also, lightning because of the lack of true defense against it. The only defense you'll have against lightning is the Effigy Shield, and the twitchy Uchigatana players that are still playing Dark Souls don't know nothin' 'bout that. Lastly, You'll want to use the Greatshield of Artorias because it has the highest stability in the game, and it doesn't actually have to be upgraded to achieve this.
Any questions, comments, concerns? Be sure to leave a comment and I'll address them as soon as I can slow walk over to the computer.
