You are a dirty hippy, man. Your mission in life is to protect trees everywhere. So you wield a giant tree branch to knock lumber jacks and politicians away. Since you are dirty you can make your tree branch temporary dirty too. Also you set your tree on fire regularly to give your opponents a taste of what people are doing to trees everywhere. Yes, you do eat Green Blossom, the pot of Lordran. You are an average hippy after all.
