Notes from author
We all remember that day of the Cheese Incident.
We were stood in line for our Estus to be filled and our Moss to be boiled, Ms. Anastacia always cooks the best Mosstus.
But then that man came...
that... faggot.
He thought he could steal all our moss and replace it with cheese.
Him and his shitty chameleon skills crept up to the counter to try to make the switch.
Suddenly, He takes this big-ass shjit in the middle of the Firelink Cafeteria.
Everyone gets toxic.
Bob the Crestfallen, Laurentius the Coolguy, Onionbruddda, and even that prick, Lautrec.
They all died that day.
We all died that day.
And now we'll never forget about cheese.
ALSO: invade in Blightown for maximum fhun