Notes from author
The title is a parody of nothing especially not relating to zombies.
Alter at your leisure. Access your opponent, and use green blossoms if they are melee fighters, or Great Magic Barrier if they're casters. The crest Shield also helps to mitigate damage you can take from DMB and SLB. I raised End up to get an extra 2 points in case you run into a Pyromancer so you can freely switch to the Black Knight Shield and not have to sacrifice fast roll. Pretty fun using a strength weapon for once, but there's an alternate(Shotel), this is for when you run into turtles and those who might try to parry and riposte or go for lagstabs. Pick a weapon with strong homing and quick strikes as your secondary. Have fun!