Notes from author
Use a +15 Falchion and buff it with DMB and smoke some weed. When DMB runs out, apply SLB and smoke more weed. When DMB runs out, menu swap to an occult Falchion and find your power within yourself to kill those lagswitching gankers. If that doesn't work, just smoke more weed.
Strategy: Attempt to hold your beastly weapon with both hands while your shield of green aura-ness is on your back. Run up to your opponent and take wild swings. If he parries, blame luck. If he backstabs, blame lag. If you die, blame gankers.
