Ever have to shit so bad you can taste it? Stonemum has. Just use her big stupid fuckin' sword to make people really slow and then swing it around or put your rotten pine resin on your +5 CRYSTAL KNIFE - this means farming in the Lower Undead Burg - and slash the shit out of your slow as fuck enemy to cause bleeding and poison at the SAME TIME. She can also make swords come out of the ground and shit.
You'd have to be fuckin' stupid to use this build, but you should go do it anyways.
