Notes from author
I tried to make the silliest build I could, but the most silly parts are really just the Xanthous crown, Smough's armor, and channeler's trident dance.
The crystalline gauntlets stand out the most, and skirts are funny.
A pitchfork, I guess, and the silliest whip.
Originally, I had a greatbow, and I'd use that as my weapon that I switch the catalyst out for when I'm out of spells.
After that, I was wondering what else to put on, and when I was applying the appropriate stats, that I should grab some Int stuff, so I grabbed the oolacile catalyst first, but then I realized that this could actually be a fun, working pvp build, so I switched oolacile for manus, got crystal magic weapon, pursuers, and dark bead.
I then put the red sign soapstone and repair powder in, and then, since I couldn't put in the carvings, I used some filler items.
All in all, I think it turned out surprisingly well, and I will try it out as soon as I'm finished with my SL1 Darkwraith!