Notes from author
Have you ever wanted to bathe in basilisk urine? No? Well now you can! Guaranteed to keep that curse away, or your money back! (That's just a figure of speech, we keep the money. Besides, if you do get cursed, it's not like you could even get past security. ) productnotavailableinstoresnomoneybackguaranteeproductnotintendedforbonewheelskeletonsratedsforstupidbatteriesnotincluded