Notes from author
I watched Oroboro's quest for hatemail video, and I did a bad thing, a really, really bad thing... I took oroboro's build and made it even more op.
I wanted to make an annoying build even more annoying.
I want to be a cancer to Dark Souls, because it is funny how people react to this game.
Make sure to buff, flip, R1 spam, WoG, heal, and taunt for hate messages.
No matter if you win or (somehow) lose -- if they do not send a message within 3-5 minutes after the fight make sure to send them one- send sarcastic messages and a lot of emoji-usage, especialy these: :3 :^) :T :] :O ;(
Sometimes I like to send a voice message with the sad violin song.
Use your WoG against gankers, and people who are close to a ledge.
Flip to negate other WoG users, flip away to heal (just three flips is far enough for one or a couple quick chugs/crush)
I recommend switching the grass crest shield for the small leather shield and a shotel for those turtles. Place them next to each other at the top of your inventory to get quick access and to do it on the fly and in the middle of a fight.
You can switch the dark wood grain ring for the wolf ring to counter other R1 spammers and strength builds, or any other ring that will give you an advantage in PvP. Again, make sure all your important rings are close to each other at the top of the inventory.
Sometimes I like to switch to the ring of favor and protection, and cover my torso with the best min/max armor, the chain armor.
I don't recommend the ring of steel protection, because the FAP ring and +10 chain armor make it very, very obsolete.
If you're crazy and outta yor moind, slap on the mask of the child if you wanna flip 'n' spam with a very small breaks in between.
Overall: this build is the ultimate, yet still flexible douchebag build.
Alright, I'm done typing this, see ya. *flips away*