Notes from author
I am Crazy Boar Man. Hear me -oink-
Want something with so much poise you can tank Orny and Smougles? Well, look no further!
This latest bit of cancer will guarantee your invaders (or invadees) won't know what's coming.
They'll think your'e big and slow and begging for a backstab, but then they'll see you dancing around the map like a ballerina and WHAM! hit them with that Great Lord Greatsword you pried outta Lord Gwyn's cold dead hands. Then go all Billy Mays and say "but wait! There's MORE!!" and use gravelord greatsword dance you got off ya big man Papa Nito.
Or if that ain't your style, you have enough endurance to swing that sword more than enough times to stun lock any little katana weilding scum to death.