Notes from author
So, you want to be a complete faggot with your Darkmoon Blade, your easy-spam weapon, your OP sorcery that requires no tact whatsoever BUT you'd like to NOT be such a fag to compensate for what your head looks like. You'd like to let the world know you DON'T ninja flip, you DON'T invest 37 INT to use a sorcery that everyone can roll right past, you DON'T only wear dresses, but you DO go down like a piece of paper once a Darkwraith's BSS stabs you a single time and you DO pray that lag is on your side.
Here it is, you fuck. Try this, I dare you. Easily trade in your health for some armor with defense and poise. Manage to die? Not my fault, try not getting hit once. Practice harder. Don't attack with your weapon unless it's a critical hit or you can safely bleed them.
You parry the fucker and attack them only. Earn your honor back with mad parries and make yourself seem a little less Brazilian.
