Notes from author
the son of havelmom and GiantDad. havelmom always made sure to feed him healthy green blossoms...and GiantDad taugh him everything he knew....but the child, despite being blessed with godly genes, choose the noob tryhard way....he leveld DEX, which severely dissapointed his father,has lame
vitality, throws shit at his enemies (literally), sometimes runs like a little bitch, once helped a noob because he couldnt beat artorias (was using drake sword, emphasis on that little detail), heals mid-duels, attacks his opponents while they are doing gestures, and constantly defends noobs getting kicked. his mother killer herself after noticing her son was such a faggot. and his father, leaving his trusty Zweihander, now striped of its true power: The secret "Bass cannon" atribute,right next to his wifes grave, became a hollow dark spirit searching for vengeance, with a chaos version of his sword, and a blood boiling hatred for al noobs.
