This is the dorkest of the dork mageic builds. It is for the faint of heart, as nuking the living cannoli out of anyone with this build would require NEGATIVE SKILL.
Use at your own risk: side effects may include nausea; apoplexy; unchecked cellular growth, as well as exacerbation of any pre-existing oncogene-related diseases; severe headaches; vomiting; diarrhea; disruption of oxidative phosphorylation; early-onset photosynthesis; and autoimmune disorders.