Notes from author
Thing : Why
Dragon Head : It's just a mask. If you look closely there are eye holes and a mouth hole on the "neck".
Xanthous Things : Fashion Souls, and a good use for last years Halloween costume.
Havel's Gauntlets : Just a replica bought from Etsy.
Fap : What he does when he sees a dragon.
BDR : He is a dragon, he even has a ring to prove it.
DBF : He plays too much Street Fighter.
APF : How else will he dragon?
Toxic Mist : He pretends to breathe on you with his dragon fire, but his breath smells so bad it's literally !TOXIC!
Fire Tempest : He sees flame pillars erupting from the ground. You see packets of hot sauce. You'll die a fiery death anyway though so be careful.
Great Combustion : He has a spray can with a lighter. He can use it 8 times.
Great Fireball : He also has Molotov Cocktails. How someone like him managed to procure some of those we'll never know.
Darkwraith : He would have been a dragonbro but he gave into peer pressure.
+1 Resistance : He needs it to block out the haters.