Notes from author
Ever want to be a low-level omnitroll who can invade and kill practically anyone while being pretty much immune to damage from other low-level chars? Ever stay awake at night and think "Wow, the world could really use more tryhard noobkillers"? Have you ever wanted to experience the old days of Demon's Souls low-level trolling, only without going through a tough-as-nails game as a cheese build and having to respec afterwards using unintended de-leveling methods? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this build might be for you! Featuring an imposing walk speed, high defenses, the infamous Father Mask, and some of the most versatile and deadly weapons in the game, this fool-proof* Dickwaif invader build boasts the brand recognition of one of the most influential builds in Souls history with the added benefit of invasion level flexibility! Invade and slaughter your helpless enemies; watch as their sinful hopes and wretched dreams are disintegrated by a deluge of divine chaos and the reality that they will never git as gud as you!*
*Product not tested for use in real-world environments; second ring not final; Gudness not included.
Dick Harding inc. is not responsible for any humiliation, depression, anxiety, regret, heartache, weight gain, lag, rage, or counter-trolling that may occur while using this build. Consult a medical professional immediately if you experience loss of humanity, hollowing, or excessive sodium secretion, as these may be warning signs of serious and sometimes fatal side effects.
If you are currently taking Dark Moon Grass, Lifegems, Blood Vials, or Ashen Estus, or if you bow regularly, then this build may not be for you.
Grab your Zweihander, stomp that Centipede, kill those Kings; Dad up, and shower all of Lordran with nightmarish holy flame today!
