Notes from author
This build is one of my first when I started to dominate the world of Dark Souls I. It is a tank build, called Joe face pig. The name is from the "scary movie IV" film, where it is a secondary character as a joke in one scene. The joke of this character in the game is make the face as much as you can similar to a pig, with purpule hair and horrible funy face. It's better if the character is pissed off.
This character has a high poise and physical resistences, all sinergy with high vitality and favor and protection ring. He uses the greatshield of Artorias to high protections, and the bigest clubs of the game. He can use also the Smoug hammer at max or the great demon axe upgrade as crystal if you want. It's a high damage build, thats the point.
Lore: born in blighttown in a humild pyro family, with an horrible face, Joe gets abandoned from his parents as soon as he can talk. Left to its own, nobody give a chance to the survival of Joe. To everyone's surprise, Joe survived. Gifted with a comparable strength to knight Smough, all of his opponents got pound away. None knows why, Maybe is because he has eaten human meet also? There is not response, because all memories are gone... Joe it's raptured and sended to the undead assylum. Until one day, when he mannaged to scape. In the way he destroyed the demon of the assylum with the power of fire, getting as reward its demon hammer.
Joe face pig becomed a legend in this era, volatilized all the enemies and there isn't being to face him. But this efford will be for nothing, beacuse probably his feats will be forget... The stupid undead curse.
With his uncomesurable stregth and stamina, he gets the black iron armor of his dead friend Tarkus. Rest in pace good friend. Also, he save the little friend of Artorias, giving to him the best shield as ever knowed.
With all of this, Joe face pig, the strongest pyromancer, with the clubs of bligthtown, the great shield of Artorias, and his big fat demon hammer, Gwyn is dead
