Notes from author
After the First Flame was ingested by the Chosen Undead, the Age of Dark rose in full power to consume Lordran with force. Within the depths of this impenetrable darkness rose a new and frightening deity-- the Swag Gnome of Onions, Lord of Tears.
Onions, by their very nature, induce weeping and tears when you cut them. This build has a similar effect on the foolish mortals that will attempt to slice your holy layers.
Be sure to make your character as fat as possible in character creation, because this causes your arms to be completely swallowed by the already huge Catarina Armor.
Become the onion. Avenge the gnome.
