Cast Dark bead a few times. Between the crown of dusk, the oolacile catalyst, and the Dark Bead, they'll assume you're some sorcerer twink. When they rush you, pull out the Dragon King Greataxe and use the Weapon Art. If you need distance, cast Seek Guidance. It looks like TWoP. If you really want to annoy and/or scare someone, you can eat a bloodred moss clump, because it's effect, sound, and animation looks like a divine blessing being used.
