Notes from author
Funny meme build, focused on using some of the worst weapons in the game and turning them into absolute beasts!
Chaos/Lightning Claws deal about as much damage as a Regular +15 Claw with 40 Dex, so just dump those points into Vitality and Endurance, FAP away with the Father's Mask and ninja-flip through everything you can't tank head on.
Eventually you'll have enough Attunement to use all the Pyromancies, at that point just ditch the claws and spam fire balls, whips, storms, etc.
Fun Fact: If you swap the DWGR for Havel's you can wear Havel's Armor + Leggings and still fast roll!