Notes from author
"Kind dear sir, ma'am, please, if you have heart, help me as I am merely one who hast wandered into this strange land. See, as my scrawny disfigured body lacks any modest clothing. See, as I only wield a broken sword and a shield of rotting wood as my meager means of survival.
I beg of you to help me. Anything you may have which can be spared is appreciated. I have thus summoned you to my world in seek of a kind kindled spirt and was hoping you will be the one. Please, help me..."
...the saddest build of them all, but strangely effective. Don your role play as you summon players into your world, only to ask them for their kindness. Send messages with role play in mind with messages like above. Be sure to use Prostration often and if given something, use the Prayer pose to show your gratitude, send a follow-up message and send the kind soul back using the Seperation Crystal. Be sure you're in the Way of White, the greatest covenant which gives you absolutely nothing. No wonder you need to beg for stuff! Also helps since you can connect better with the other more kinder souls (Sunbro's and Boobs covenant). One other catch: be around level 40 to 60. Don't go begging off of low level characters you wussy. Go for the guys and gals with the swag and the bling to give you gifts of goodwill.
...but, are you really sincere, or are you just a jacka--? If you want to go the evil role play route, after you receive the items of grace, don your god-like royal attire in front of them (such as Ornsetin or the Paladin set), use your favorite taunt gestures, and send them back to their world. Follow that up with a Trusty Patches message for good measure: "Heh heh, this is what I do, my friend!"
Now that everyone has everything, now IS the time for the beggar build. Perfect for the holiday season as you make them either feel good or horrible, depending on how you role play.
Cheers my friend! (heh, heh, heh...)